The whore equation.
So let’s check this out.
Guy #1
Complements girl all the time. Takes her to the concert of her dreams. Treats her amazingly. Has saved her ass on several occasions. Plays sports, but is not super athletic. Is somewhat sensitive, and loves music. Will do anything for her, and she knows it.
Guy#2
Total Bro. Plays football, lacrosse, you name it. Unathletic but will play on any team he doesnt get cut from just for the attention. Tall, with blonde hair. Walks like a penguin. Wears pink shirts and khaki shorts, and sperrys nearly everyday. Dumb enough to possibly not make it through high school. Blazes everyday. But can’t handle it cuz he’s toooooooooo dumb already. Treats girls like shit.
Guy #1 (ME)= Friend Zone
Guy #2= OMGLOL POSSIBLY MAI NEW BOYFRIEND LOLZ (quoted directly from dumb bitch)
